guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
necrohomocon: gif is actually pronounce “yillenhoolahey”
Doctor: Are you sexually active? →
10knotes: Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following
roleykatsu: libyian: wtf tumblr is so sassy like I don’t need your attitude, tumblr. Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition Windows 7 Fisher Price edition omg hahahahahahahaha
was so good! #gushgushaboutworkingout but yeah now i have time to be lazy and relax finally!
I want all these young people to be getting a higher education, and I don’t want...– President Obama today, keeping it real (via barackobama)
kawaiisparkleprincess-deactivat asked: imissyou. let's catch up come august, i'll be back in kzooooo lol 424 stanwood...
pitbull: spanish spanish spanish spanish spanish spanish mr worldwide
me thinking: be smooth
me: a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
babyminaj: i feel the same way sometimes is this a metaphor for something? lol what.
toocooltobehipster: pawprintisle: why do we have armpit hair but no legpit hair
gloomyteens: just a random song i made with my soda bottle idk oh my god
misterpornographic: just-a-skinny-boy: Australian advertising is freaking brilliant. Oh that’s fucking awesome
cameo-of-vatican: Maybe if Tumblr for some reason does win the teen’s choice award, we should all just reblog porn that day. Just a big porn spree. Then all the new people will just be like “ah, porn!” and never go on again.
wellhellolovely: People who are ~so against~ body shaming but talk shit about skinny girls… People who get on your shit for working out when they’re in no position to talk can fall into this too
Do you ever just make yourself a little nest underneath your blanket and snuggle up into it and everything is beautiful and cosy then five minutes later it feels like hell’s sauna and you emerge gasping for air with heatstroke?
ponett: stinson: the problem with blue eye shadow is that people wear it
gabesalive: What I do with my free time.
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10knotes: you may unfollow me but you can never deny that you liked my blog enough to make the conscious decision to follow me in the first place (via/follow Only Posts With 10,000 Notes)
i'm so excited
to go grocery shopping today because i’m buying stuff to make smoothies. and ilovesmoothies. way too much. they help me stay healthy though! yes.