June 2012
44 posts
the only letters of the alphabet i need to know are U, S and A
same
Well played, Australia
when you say “so many feels” outside of tumblr, people look at you like you’re an illiterate fuck
“You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife”
“You can’t turn a sexist, double-standard holding, woman-shaming douchebag into anything remotely useful, nevermind a husband”
Dear Person-Whose-Uterus-I-Used-To-Be-In,
I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t feel anything when you aborted me.
Like, physically or emotionally or otherwise.
Also, I can’t think or talk because biology doesn’t even, like, work that way?
So…
I guess what I’m trying to say…
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM
omg the dancing gif good lord



