uuuh, so i just checked my camera without the SIM...
itsclaudiaaaaa: fwips: can’t. stop. laughing.
wellalright: whenever authors describe someone’s skin as being “milky white” it always makes me want to read a book where someone’s skin is described as being, “chocolate milky brown.” in fact i want everything described to me in terms of milk. “it was cold. cold like a cold glass of milk.” “the floor was wet, like someone had just spilled milk all over it.” “it looked like a glass of milk,...
jordan i know you're on tumblr...
come hang out with me at biggby. loooollll
I cannot understand anti-abortion arguments that centre on the sanctity of life....– Caitlin Moran. (via futureabortiondoctor)
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
The shortest horror story ever:
tinydragongina: -timeisrunningout: President Santorum.
thesummerset: The Summer Set - Last First Kiss ...
i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option
Obama for America: thisismyexit submitted:I’ve had... →
barackobama: thisismyexit submitted: I’ve had epilepsy since I was 12 years old. When I graduated college in 2009 I was no longer considered a dependent for my dad’s insurance and my coverage was removed. I struggled to pay astronomical insurance fees that would sufficiently cover procedures like MRIs,…
blackmormon: if ur not fergalicious dont talk to me
I don’t know what’s in Rush Limbaugh’s heart so I’m not going to comment on the...– President Obama, commenting on the Rush Limbaugh controversy in today’s press conference. (via dcdecoder)