"No Freakin', Just Thinkin'": Archive

What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

 Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
 ‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
 Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
 Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
 Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
 Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
 Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
 Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!

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I ship salami and pepperoni.

squirrelsofpain: Salameroni = otp

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emptytheskiesout: Tumblr’s Theme Song

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my child: mum, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself. 
my child: it's a project on harry potter. 
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.

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Reblog if you were born in the 90's and don't have...

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comeon-hit-me: jjessuhh: loveismyjudge: A...

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Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded gun complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh

Dec 13th

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thesciientist asked: It came across correctly, don't worry about it :) You're right across the board. A lot of people are just afraid to approach me, or like I posted about recently, I am just too much to handle sometimes :P

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