May 2013
2 posts
chickensandwich:
first, i park my car. then i unbuckle my seatbelt. finally, i exit the vehicle.
Watch
“Pom Poms down for me”
April 2013
92 posts
gaychristianprivilege:
sext:
blackromney:
*loses internet connection* *No Air by Jordin Sparks starts playing*
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
gothgirlsonly:
everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
sexponents:
did soulja boy ever tell em
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
allons-ydraco:
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
osobigbear:
women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
surejohn221b:
galehawthorne:
isn’t your first birthday technically your second
i am going to be up all night thinking about this
"You need a boyfriend."
sodamnrelatable:
“Oh okay. Let me just go ask the room full of guys waiting to date me.”
“I honestly don’t know which guy to date first…”
Watchlolsofunny:
mediaplay:
cliterallysame:
OMG THOSE KIDS MADE ANOTHER VIDEO
I THOUGHT THEY DIED IN THE LAST VIDEO
(lol here!)
go face the day, go and see new things:... →
ifyoucarryonthisway:
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so…
oh this is so relevant to one of my friends i can’t even
dysenterygay:
what if i got a boyfriend
i wouldn’t know what to do
what do they eat
how often do they have to be walked
principatus:
fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
funnybro:
Chewing mint gum then drinking water
curvynhealthy:
fuckyeahbodypositivity:
If you feel like you need permission to indulge in vanity, this is it.
You are allowed to think you look beautiful, pretty, handsome, dashing, lovely, what have you.
You are allowed to take tons of selfies.
You are allowed to get lost in your own eyes in the mirror.
You are allowed to strut your stuff.
You are allowed to think you’re a pretty rad...
Coming up on Married to Jonas...
me: Nick, baby, theres something i should've told you years ago.
nick: what is it? tell me.
me: *looks down* no you gonna hate me
nick: baby i could never hate you, tell me please.
me: i-i watched the "pom poms" video three days before the premiere *cries*
nick: what?no....
me: yes, and i downloaded the song
nick: no.... how could you?
me: nick, please-
nick: no, you betrayed me, all this time we spend together. I-It was everything a lie?!? I trusted you! I shared my nachos with you!
me: baby please-
nick: no.
“You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too...”
– Danielle LaPorte, The Positivity of Pride (via creatingaquietmind)
i-am-superjohnlocked:
mrsmarymorstan:
pudus:
was it really necessary for me to be born
Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!
that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
fuqa:
is it just me or you can tell that someone has tumblr by the way they type
“Feminists do not want you to lose custody of your children. The assumption that...”
– If I Admit That ‘Hating Men’ Is a Thing, Will You Stop Turning It Into a Self-Fulfilling Prophecy? (via brute-reason)
I'm challenging all of you to not weigh yourself...
